Sunday, November 19, 2006

Gold Bars in the White Mountains?

Davis Wolfgang Hawke (nee Andrew Britt Greenbaum) the notorious Spam Nazi (aka Spam King) sued by AOL is still missing and apparently incognito. [See here why he is called the Spam Nazi].

Receipts show that Hawke purchased gold jewelry and gold bars--the location of which is also unknown (but AOL is hunting for to collect their court-appointed reward).

AOL has already checked out the land (in 2006) around Hawke's grandparent's home in Massachusetts, and also want to check his parent's land. According to Hawke's former girlfriend, (who he lived with in a rented house in Vermont) the gold is probably in New Hampshire's White Mountains.

Sounds like a field trip with a metal detector is in order.

J

Saturday, November 04, 2006

New York City Police Horses May Vacation in New Hampshire

Retired New York City police horses headed to new pastures

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Friday, October 20, 2006

Tilton New Hampshire Man Missing Himself

Sanbornton legislator Bill Tobin was shocked to find out this week that he is missing.

Apparently his lifesize replica is MIA.

J

Wednesday, October 04, 2006

I've Been Slimed in New Hampshire!

Amy of Atlantic Avenue pretty much covers the New Hampshire slime scene.

Un-Lobsters Getting Headlines

O.K., so the original headlines were in Maine, not New Hampshire. But this is a crabby issue!

Are langostino's being passed off as lobsters? Or are langostino's lobsters anyway? They don't appear to have claws, but do they technically have to be?

Sen. Olympia Snowe of Maine says it has to stop. According to the same article, the Maine Lobster Promotion Council says langostinos cost Maine fishermen $44 million in lost sales to restaurant chains that market the shellfish on their menus. At least three restaurant chains market the alternative.

According to Answers.com: "In March 2006, Long John Silver's garnered controversy by offering buttered lobster bites, advertized with the statement "made with real langostino lobster." This is misleading because langostino is not actually lobster."

Red Lobster's current dinner menu on their web site calls it lobster at least twice on its menu:
--Entree:" LOBSTER AND CRAB--Shrimp and Lobster PastaShrimp and Maine & langostino lobster meat in a garlic Alfredo sauce over linguini."
--Appetizer: "Lobster and Seafood Stuffed Mushrooms--Fresh mushrooms with a savoury Maritime & langostino lobster meat, crawfish, broccoli, rice & cheese stuffing, smothered..."

Some say langostinos are actually closer to the crab family, although it does look somewhat like a cross between a lobster and a shrimp. I've also seen it called a "prawn."

Read the 2005 article, "It Wasn’t a Rock, It Was a Rock Langostino" about a woman who sued a restaurant in Los Angeles who served langostino's in their burritos, and said it was lobster on the menu. According to "Look Smart," Rubio's officials received permission from a U.S. Food and Drug Administration consumer safety officer to use the term "langostino lobster" for the two species used in the dish. According to Slashfood, in May of 2006, the action was settled. "The popular fresh Mexican restaurant settled the suit by offering class members and other customers a one-time coupon worth $3 off a $10 purchase at any of Rubio's restaurants in California.

Either the folks in the Food and Drug Administration's Office of Seafood need a new lobster manual OR Senator Snowe should call off the dogs.

Go right now and search the FDA search engine for LOBSTER... see what comes up FIRST!!

Monday, September 25, 2006

Garbage Can in Colorado Puts NH Man in Jail


Yes, believe it or not.... garbage cans can cause jail time

A Somersworth New Hampshire man and his companion, who took food out of a garbage can in Colorado, now will spend six months in jail there! Read more.

Some real criminals don't spent that much time in jail. Remind me not to visit that Les Miserables state again!


J

Thursday, September 14, 2006

Cow Abduction in New Hampshire, Warn A Loved One


Wow

Cow Abductions

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New Hampshire's New Welfare System: Rob A Bank

No kidding... Gaetan Roy of Manchester NH didn't have a job. The plan he made was to go to jail "to be supported."

Soo.... he robbed a bank, then went next door to Dunkin' Doughnuts, sat down and ordered an iced coffee.

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New Hampshire Home to Panty Stealer


An 18 year old Londonderry NEw Hampshire man was arrested in Durham New Hampshire for reportedly stealing women's underwear.

He was found on a couch in a video store wearing nothing but a pair of women's underwear.. doh!

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Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Hurricanes Named for New Hampshire Writers

In an astounding fluke of fate, hurricanes and tropical storms have been named for some illustrious and prodigious New Hampshire writers...

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Monday, August 21, 2006

New Hampshire Teen Attempts A Paddling

Strange as it may seem, on August 18th in Barrington NH, a teenager reportedly angered by two horseback riders, attempted to attack them with an .... err.... OAR.

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Saturday, July 29, 2006

Raining Cows and Dogs


Perhaps our wet weather should be called "raining cows and dogs".....

Lightning Strikes New Hampshire

Lightning strikes are a common occurrence in New Hampshire as attested to in New Hampshire Peculiar Freaks of Nature....

Sunday, July 02, 2006

770 Thousand Visitors to Cram Into NH During 4th of July Holiday


CONCORD, N.H. New Hampshire tourism officials expect the state to be crowded with visitors for the Fourth of July holiday.

They also expect these tourists to spend more than $105 Million Dollars... Welcome to New Hampshire!! Over the holidays, there will be more people than cows in New Hampshire.

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Uncle Sam Tries to Eat Squam Lake

According to the Union Leader, the United States Government (aka Uncle Sam) was holding a 600-acre plot of land at Squam Lake for ramson, pending payment of a huge estate tax bill by the children of Walter Koeing.

Fortunately, the Squam Lakes Conservation Society came up with the cash.

The Union Leader article goes on to say, "Open space is one of the prime victims of the estate tax, which forces heirs to sell land to developers just to pay Uncle Sam. It’s time this destructive and unnecessary tax met its demise. The longer it survives, the more land will be needlessly lost. "

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J

Tuesday, June 27, 2006

New Hampshire Man Stolen in Barbardoes


Well, at least his ashes were...

Is nothing sacred?

Is it me, or are you starting to feel that the Barbardoes and other nearby locations are becoming more dangerous...

...for both the living and the dead?

J

Saturday, June 24, 2006

New Hampshire Man Gets ADP Oops

Reportedly ADP, a national payroll company, MISTAKENLY faxed the names, addresses, social security numbers and income information for at least 80 people to the wrong person--to Paul Dullea of Nashua NH.

He kindly reported the error to ADP, who sent him a FAX (doh) apologizing for the mistake, and asking him to sign a statement saying he hadn't copied it (doh again)

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New Hampshire Flasher Wears Underpants Mask

Once again the Odiorne Point New Hampshire flasher is back this year.

The police are warning the community to watch for a "a white male, about 55, with a chubby belly and gray chest hair, wearing underwear to mask his face."

If this sounds like anyone you know, contact the Rye, New Hampshire police.

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New Hampshire: Dead Deer Turns In Fugutive

It could only happen in New Hampshire.

A fugitive from Florida was taking a little camping trip in Conway, New Hampshire, when he apparently hit a dead deer, that was hanging in a campground tree.

That prompted another camper to call the police.

The local police discovered the man was a fugitive from justice in Florida, paroled on a drug conviction.

They found him fishing--in a stolen canoe.

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Monday, June 12, 2006

New Hampshire: Unusual Weather Glossary

For a new resident to be successfully integrated into New Hampshire society, they must become familiar with the following New Hampshire weather-related terms.

Barometer: your son/nephew/co-worker gave you one a few years ago, that hangs on the living room wall. Having a barometer is a New Hampshire tradition, like father's chasing kids around with power tools .

Blizzard: when enough snow falls that your Fish & Game Club meeting is cancelled. This is a good time to make snow angels on the graves of your ancestors, catch a snow flake (or two or three) on your tongue, make hot chocolate, and plan trips to Alaska, where it is warmer.

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