Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Paris Hilton is a Desperado?



Yes, you read it right...

Paris Hilton is apparently a cousin to some significant bank robbers, and other desperado-type characters...

J

Monday, June 11, 2007

94-year old Sweater being Worn by Its Creator

Mary Jo Ray of Westmoreland NH not only turned 112 in May of this year, but for the party she wore the 94-year old sweater she knitted when she was 18.

Anyone who keeps a sweater that long should get something more than cake and ice cream.

J

Wednesday, March 07, 2007

New Hampshire Rocks Have Eyes


New Hampshire Rocks, Rivers and Trees have eyes in this school program.

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Sunday, February 11, 2007

Cannibal Found in Stratham, NH

Apparently a cannibal is loose in Stratham NH.

Well, not exactly loose.

But he did eat all his roommates.

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NH Study to Investigate Unusual Claw Marks

Apparently the Public Service Company of NH believes the claw marks left on utility poles by black bears are interesting.

Interesting enough to fund a grant to study them.

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Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Little Terrier Allegedly Killed and Stuffed

A little five pound Jack Russell terrier in Hill, New Hampshire was allegedly killed and stuffed in a duffle bag. Reportedly a man was arrested, and the investigation is ongoing.

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Friday, December 08, 2006

Faking It

Reportedly a New Hampshire teacher faked cancer in order to get benefits she would not otherwise have been entitled to.

Her colleagues raised money for her treatment. She covered her head with a scarf and said chemotherapy for kidney cancer made her hair fall out.

Read more....

Sunday, November 19, 2006

Gold Bars in the White Mountains?

Davis Wolfgang Hawke (nee Andrew Britt Greenbaum) the notorious Spam Nazi (aka Spam King) sued by AOL is still missing and apparently incognito. [See here why he is called the Spam Nazi].

Receipts show that Hawke purchased gold jewelry and gold bars--the location of which is also unknown (but AOL is hunting for to collect their court-appointed reward).

AOL has already checked out the land (in 2006) around Hawke's grandparent's home in Massachusetts, and also want to check his parent's land. According to Hawke's former girlfriend, (who he lived with in a rented house in Vermont) the gold is probably in New Hampshire's White Mountains.

Sounds like a field trip with a metal detector is in order.

J

Saturday, November 04, 2006

New York City Police Horses May Vacation in New Hampshire

Retired New York City police horses headed to new pastures

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Friday, October 20, 2006

Tilton New Hampshire Man Missing Himself

Sanbornton legislator Bill Tobin was shocked to find out this week that he is missing.

Apparently his lifesize replica is MIA.

J

Wednesday, October 04, 2006

I've Been Slimed in New Hampshire!

Amy of Atlantic Avenue pretty much covers the New Hampshire slime scene.

Un-Lobsters Getting Headlines

O.K., so the original headlines were in Maine, not New Hampshire. But this is a crabby issue!

Are langostino's being passed off as lobsters? Or are langostino's lobsters anyway? They don't appear to have claws, but do they technically have to be?

Sen. Olympia Snowe of Maine says it has to stop. According to the same article, the Maine Lobster Promotion Council says langostinos cost Maine fishermen $44 million in lost sales to restaurant chains that market the shellfish on their menus. At least three restaurant chains market the alternative.

According to Answers.com: "In March 2006, Long John Silver's garnered controversy by offering buttered lobster bites, advertized with the statement "made with real langostino lobster." This is misleading because langostino is not actually lobster."

Red Lobster's current dinner menu on their web site calls it lobster at least twice on its menu:
--Entree:" LOBSTER AND CRAB--Shrimp and Lobster PastaShrimp and Maine & langostino lobster meat in a garlic Alfredo sauce over linguini."
--Appetizer: "Lobster and Seafood Stuffed Mushrooms--Fresh mushrooms with a savoury Maritime & langostino lobster meat, crawfish, broccoli, rice & cheese stuffing, smothered..."

Some say langostinos are actually closer to the crab family, although it does look somewhat like a cross between a lobster and a shrimp. I've also seen it called a "prawn."

Read the 2005 article, "It Wasn’t a Rock, It Was a Rock Langostino" about a woman who sued a restaurant in Los Angeles who served langostino's in their burritos, and said it was lobster on the menu. According to "Look Smart," Rubio's officials received permission from a U.S. Food and Drug Administration consumer safety officer to use the term "langostino lobster" for the two species used in the dish. According to Slashfood, in May of 2006, the action was settled. "The popular fresh Mexican restaurant settled the suit by offering class members and other customers a one-time coupon worth $3 off a $10 purchase at any of Rubio's restaurants in California.

Either the folks in the Food and Drug Administration's Office of Seafood need a new lobster manual OR Senator Snowe should call off the dogs.

Go right now and search the FDA search engine for LOBSTER... see what comes up FIRST!!

Monday, September 25, 2006

Garbage Can in Colorado Puts NH Man in Jail


Yes, believe it or not.... garbage cans can cause jail time

A Somersworth New Hampshire man and his companion, who took food out of a garbage can in Colorado, now will spend six months in jail there! Read more.

Some real criminals don't spent that much time in jail. Remind me not to visit that Les Miserables state again!


J

Thursday, September 14, 2006

Cow Abduction in New Hampshire, Warn A Loved One


Wow

Cow Abductions

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New Hampshire's New Welfare System: Rob A Bank

No kidding... Gaetan Roy of Manchester NH didn't have a job. The plan he made was to go to jail "to be supported."

Soo.... he robbed a bank, then went next door to Dunkin' Doughnuts, sat down and ordered an iced coffee.

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New Hampshire Home to Panty Stealer


An 18 year old Londonderry NEw Hampshire man was arrested in Durham New Hampshire for reportedly stealing women's underwear.

He was found on a couch in a video store wearing nothing but a pair of women's underwear.. doh!

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Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Hurricanes Named for New Hampshire Writers

In an astounding fluke of fate, hurricanes and tropical storms have been named for some illustrious and prodigious New Hampshire writers...

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Monday, August 21, 2006

New Hampshire Teen Attempts A Paddling

Strange as it may seem, on August 18th in Barrington NH, a teenager reportedly angered by two horseback riders, attempted to attack them with an .... err.... OAR.

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