Sunday, April 20, 2008

New Spring Peeper Discovered at UNH

Last month, University of New Hampshire police were made aware of a reported male "peeper" in Devine Hall.

This slimy guy is 5'9" to 6' tall and was wearing a black Northface style jacket with blue jeans and black Timberland style boots.

"It's kind of creepy," said one of the residents.

I agree.

J

Tuesday, January 01, 2008

New Hampshire's Own Weapon of Mass Destruction

A weapon of mass destruction (WMD for short) is defined as "a nuclear, biological or chemical instrument or tool which can kill large numbers of human beings, animals and plants." If you accept this definition, whether or not the use of the instrument was intentional or not, then New Hampshire can claim its very own.

When European explorers and settlers arrived on New Hampshire's shores, the Native Peoples of New Hampshire (Penacook, Abenaki, and Pocumtucks) numbered in the tens of thousands. By 1631 between about 500 and 1200 remained. Physical interaction between the Native People's and the colonists had caused this decimation by the introduction of a variety of diseases, with smallpox being the deadliest.

By 1763 the use of small pox to purposefully reduce the number of Native Peoples (a suggestion by Francis Parkman) was agreed to by General (Lord) Jeffery Amherst. The town of Amherst in Hillsborough County New Hampshire is named in honor of Lord Amherst.

By the time of the American Revolution, the dread of being exposed to small-pox while serving in the army was greater than the dread of the enemy. In New Hampshire offers as high as fifty dollars were advertised for substitutes.

Go figure.

Thursday, December 27, 2007

The Santa Who Wasn't

A reported Santa Claus Robbery apparently wasn't.

The man who robbed St. Mary's bank in Londonderry New Hampshire was not wearing a Santa Claus Cap--instead it was a BLUE hat with "Red Sox" on the front. Instead of a beard, he was wearing a white scarf.

But he did get away with cash.

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

I want An Apartment Pony Too!

Hey, I know Vermont isn't New Hampshire, but it's close, right?

Reportedly Patty Cooper of Montpelier VT wants to keep a miniature horse in her apartment. She says it will pull her wheelchair. When her landlord refused her request, she filed a lawsuit.

I'm just waiting for an Animal Rights group to get involved, and then it really will become a three-ring circus, or at least a dog-and-pony show.

Friday, October 05, 2007

Moose Warning: Don't Cross the Path of People With Unpronounceable Names


I-93 North in Bethlehem New Hampshire was the site of a moose hit last night around 8:45 PM.

According to the Union Leader, a vehicle struck a moose that crossed its path.


Trapped in the wreckage were Madhava Idupulapati, 53, his wife, Uma, 44, both of India, and their children, Nagesh Idupulapati, 25, of Ruston, La., and Raja Idupulapati, 28, of St. Johnsbury, Vt.

If you can pronounce their names correctly the first time, than you are a better person than I.

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Skuze Me Technorati

Due to Technorati's royally screwed up method of determining a blog's "authority," from time to time I post the links of my blog friends....

To each of them I lift my cup in a toast....

Cow Hampshire
Geezum Crow
sisu
Merrimack Sites and Legends
The Interloper
Everybody cares what I think
Better Living Through Chemistry
Grain-of-Salt
Atlantic Ave
NH Photo Tour
Pop Diner

Thursday, August 16, 2007

GOP Gunpoint Fund Raising

Of course it was all supervised fun.

On August 5th, the Pelham Fish & Game Club hosted a GOP fundraiser.

Attendees selected one of several machine guns, and pulled the trigger.

Wanna bet Dick Cheney wasn't invited!

Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Hell Freezes Over in New Hampshire


Err... well close.

Reportedly Senator John Sununu (son of John H. who was best buddy of George H.W. Bush) won't campaign with Bush.


Can you spell PARIAH?




Friday, July 13, 2007

NH Bush Robs Bank


At least he was trying to be a bush.... and he really did rob a bank.

READ MORE.

Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Paris Hilton is a Desperado?



Yes, you read it right...

Paris Hilton is apparently a cousin to some significant bank robbers, and other desperado-type characters...

J

Monday, June 11, 2007

94-year old Sweater being Worn by Its Creator

Mary Jo Ray of Westmoreland NH not only turned 112 in May of this year, but for the party she wore the 94-year old sweater she knitted when she was 18.

Anyone who keeps a sweater that long should get something more than cake and ice cream.

J

Wednesday, March 07, 2007

New Hampshire Rocks Have Eyes


New Hampshire Rocks, Rivers and Trees have eyes in this school program.

Read more.

Sunday, February 11, 2007

Cannibal Found in Stratham, NH

Apparently a cannibal is loose in Stratham NH.

Well, not exactly loose.

But he did eat all his roommates.

Read more.

NH Study to Investigate Unusual Claw Marks

Apparently the Public Service Company of NH believes the claw marks left on utility poles by black bears are interesting.

Interesting enough to fund a grant to study them.

Read more.

Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Little Terrier Allegedly Killed and Stuffed

A little five pound Jack Russell terrier in Hill, New Hampshire was allegedly killed and stuffed in a duffle bag. Reportedly a man was arrested, and the investigation is ongoing.

Read more.

Friday, December 08, 2006

Faking It

Reportedly a New Hampshire teacher faked cancer in order to get benefits she would not otherwise have been entitled to.

Her colleagues raised money for her treatment. She covered her head with a scarf and said chemotherapy for kidney cancer made her hair fall out.

Read more....

Sunday, November 19, 2006

Gold Bars in the White Mountains?

Davis Wolfgang Hawke (nee Andrew Britt Greenbaum) the notorious Spam Nazi (aka Spam King) sued by AOL is still missing and apparently incognito. [See here why he is called the Spam Nazi].

Receipts show that Hawke purchased gold jewelry and gold bars--the location of which is also unknown (but AOL is hunting for to collect their court-appointed reward).

AOL has already checked out the land (in 2006) around Hawke's grandparent's home in Massachusetts, and also want to check his parent's land. According to Hawke's former girlfriend, (who he lived with in a rented house in Vermont) the gold is probably in New Hampshire's White Mountains.

Sounds like a field trip with a metal detector is in order.

J

Saturday, November 04, 2006

New York City Police Horses May Vacation in New Hampshire

Retired New York City police horses headed to new pastures

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